In an alternate universe, the existence of humans playing basketball is in jeopardy. The Aristocracy is planning to replace human ballers with robots and form the Mechanical Basketball Association! Their justification is that, “This transformation will revolutionize basketball as know it! Will no longer have to concern ourselves with embarrassing behavior and lackluster performances of athletes due to natural human limitations.” The Aristocracy decided to place a wager, if the humans could dominate the robotic ballers in a series of ongoing competitions, then they would be allowed to continue participating in the sport of basketball. However, if the robots are to be victorious, then no human will ever be allowed to play basketball again! As the fate of mankind’s ability to spectate and compete in mortal basketball was dwindling away, a small brave group of Ungifted Hoopers decided to take a stand. The group of Ungifted Hoopers created a Toon Device that would allow for them to call upon the assistance of any professional hooper in existence, past or present. With this ingenious discovery, the Hoop Toons were assembled! With the power of humanity’s most skilled ballers, the battle to save basketball as know is now upon us!
The world’s greatest statisticians have conducted strenuous research that proves the number of Hoop Toons needed to completely defeat the Robots totals up to 4,500. Need all hands on deck and it’s our responsibility as Hoopers to summon Toons and save basketball as know it. Humanity needs you, join the fight and help us release Toons.
It’s not a purchase, but rather a long-term investment. Here to stay!
Set up some quantitative objectives for ourselves. Once reach a target ownership milestone, will begin to work on realizing the stated goal.
10% The small group of Ungifted Hoopers are able to pay off the costs of building the Toon Device.
20% Our infantry will begin funding scholarships to support college students. Voting begins for the school(s) to receive our support.
40% Member exclusive shop opens, featuring limited edition basketballs, shorts, jerseys, and other swag.
50% Hoopers assemble as conduct a large scale community service initiative.
60% Exclusive members will now be able to begin redeeming their annual NBA game tickets.
70% Planning for our exclusive webinars begin.
80% The Hoop Toons teams creates a functioning Liquidity Pool Device (Liquidity Pool is initiated).
90% Found a safe way to convert our assets into an Exclusive Physical Asset trading card and begin to disburse these to ALL holders. Schedule a date to distribute these to holders.
100% Finally celebrate our victory over the Robots and Aristocracy and celebrate with the largest NFT IRL (In Real Life) basketball tournament with vendors and entertainment voted upon by holders!
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