Slavic people originate from 13 countries (15 if you include past countries USSR and Yugoslavia). They squat because it is obvious that it is more comfortable / efficient than sitting or standing. They are arriving from Belarus, Bosnia, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czechia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Poland, Russia, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, & Ukraine. Likewise, old school Slavs from the USSR and Yugoslavia will accompany everyone on this one-way ticket trip to Solana where they will reside on FOREVER!
2% Drunk Tank Fund,
5% Total Aftermarket Sale Royalties.
Every 2nd Friday the police will search for floor price Slavs and take them out of circulation using the Drunk Tank Fund!